Monday, February 26, 2007

ScreamingPepper's Delight

Chinese New Year was on the 18th of this month, but for some reason, the city of Boston has their celebration a week later.

My Lady Faire, Terzo, and I headed into the city yesterday to check out the festivities. Not surprisingly, I went through a lot of film very quickly. I had never been to anything like this before and had no idea what to expect. Unfamiliar with how the rituals go, I was completely oblivious to the rhythm of the whole thing and squeezed the shutter at all the wrong moments.

So, after many bad shots, I finally started to recognize the flow: the lions dance a bit (they’re not dragons as most would believe, myself included), and whenever possible they would enter stores and restaurants. I imagine this was largely dependent on the size of the store because the lion heads are huge and thrashing around quite a bit. Then an offering(?) of lettuce and oranges is given to the lion, where they “eat” and toss the remains into the crowd. When the lion couldn’t enter a store, this act happened right outside it. Most of the time, a decent brick of firecrackers were lit (outside, of course) after the offering and the lion moved on. I was never able to get a shot of the firecrackers because there were just too many people in the way.

We took all of this in for about an hour and a half and decided to go to lunch. We ate at Buddha’s Delight, a strictly vegetarian restaurant a couple floors up from the street. The food was just fantastic and if I lived within five miles of the place, I’d probably eat there every day. I had a great view of the festivities but was particularly taken by the sound of firecrackers somewhere down the street. These weren’t the usual bricks; they just went on and on and on, not unlike the grand finale in a fireworks display. The gunpowder and burning red paper wrapping created such an acrid, grey-black billow of smoke, it looked like a building was on fire. I had to get down there and check it out.

We left the restaurant and slowly made our way down the street. Once we got to the scene that I spied from the restaurant window, it was evident to me that this was the place everyone wanted to be. I got to see what was causing the firestorm: actual long belts of firecrackers wrapped around a sawhorse. Wanting to get some shots of them, I muscled my way to the front of the crowd. The lion did his dance and the offerings were made, and then the works were lit. Wow. What a racket. I mean WOW. I got a good amount of shots while getting blasted with firecracker shrapnel…and then the second wave of works came. I don’t know how they differed in construction from the first wave, but the explosions were so rapid-fire and percussive, my ears started to itch and I had to run away. Mind you, I was laughing the whole time, but it got scary! All of Chinatown was fairly loud yesterday, so I didn’t realize how beaten up my eardrums were until I got in the car. Then came the obligatory “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”. Today it feels like I have water in my right ear. Fantastic.

To summarize, the highlights:

1. The people were just too cool .
2 . Buddha’s Delight has the best Chinese food I’ve ever eaten.
3. The day was all about fireworks (illegal in this state), and even as mobbed as the streets were, I could count on one hand how many cops I saw.
4. A guy about 70 years old said to me “it’s not very often I see someone using a camera older than mine." I was using a ’73 Nikon FTn.


Oh, and one other thing. I got to sample a burrito from No Problemo in New Bedford on Saturday. Sweet Fancy Moses was it magnificient.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Congratulations on Being Born

Presidents’ Day. I have to say that I’m curious how this came to be. I mean, I appreciated having the day off and everything, but what an incredibly random, bizarre excuse for a holiday. We’ve had what, forty-two presidents, not including that joker inhabiting the White House right now? How come none of the other forty rate high enough to get a holiday that celebrates their just being born? Taft seemed to enjoy things like birthday cake, maybe even too much. I’ll bet he would’ve appreciated a day like that. What about Kennedy? It’s a widely held belief that he was The Greatest Thing Since Napkins, and yet, he has no such holiday. I’m guessing the cutoff point for useless presidential holiday creation was sometime in 1864.

Would Washington and Lincoln have endorsed or even condoned this silliness? Perhaps if they were in the market for a new car or flooring, I can only presume.

Happy birthday, Geo. Sorry your special day got lumped in with Abe’s. It must be as anticlimactic as having a birthday the same week as Christmas.

My apologies for what might be my worst Photoshop offering to date.

Resolution.



Thank you, Matt Bors.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

DYSTOPIA - Population: bigger all the time


‘Twould seem that Canada is looking to make helmets mandatory when sledding. I’d expect this from the U.S., but Canada?
Discuss.

Friday, February 16, 2007

I Have a Cute Earring


A woman in my office was talking about her lunch plans today, saying that she was going to Legal Seafood to indulge in some “royal padding”. I took this to mean that she was going to order something decadent and fattening.

I was wrong.

She actually said she was going to Legal Seafood to indulge in some broiled haddock.

I have obviously waited WAY too long to wear earplugs at band practice.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Oggi


When did it become standard practice for salespeople or waitstaff to end every sentence with “today?”

“Will that be paper or plastic today?”
“Would you like to start with an appetizer today?”
“Can I help you find anything today?”
“How are you doing today?”
“Would you like me to wrap that up for you today?”
“Can I interest you in some coffee or dessert today?”
"Did you find everything okay today?"
“Would you like to hear about our promotion today?”
“Have a good day today.”

One day my response to the first eight will be, “not today, but at 11:43 AM next Thursday, and not a minute sooner.”

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Compunction Junction, What's Your Malfunction?

I’m ceaselessly amazed by people’s inability to read body language. For example, I get into work absurdly early and I’m immediately at my desk enjoying my manly bowl of oatmeal. It’s too hot to eat right away, so I’ll let it sit for a couple minutes. Inevitably, someone (usually of influence) will come up to me and just start yammering away about something, and all I can think about is tearing into that oatmeal. What should be a 45-second conversation turns into five minutes, and now the oatmeal’s cold. Sure, I could have started eating it mid-conversation, but I didn’t want to be rude.

Well, most of the time I don’t want to be rude. Sometimes I abandon all politeness and just tear in because there are few things more disgusting than cold oatmeal, meanwhile hoping the chatterbox will get the message. If I were talking to someone and they started eating, I’d simply take the hint and come back later; sometimes it’s the only solitude one can get when sharing a small office nine hours a day. But for one reason or another, an unfortunate percentage of people just don’t get the hint, and they’re completely oblivious to body language. If a conversation drags on too long or has reached the point of completely irrelevant small talk, I get fidgety. I’m obviously trying to get back to what I was doing and the person talking at me is now just an unwelcome distraction; an oblivious one at that.

Behold the poster child for passive-aggression.

I guess I’ll just have to start eating egg salad sandwiches or something equally as unsightly and talk with my mouth full. I don’t think anyone could be blind to that. Although…

Monday, February 05, 2007

Rhymes With "Ice Palace"

I didn't watch the Super Bowl after all. It was beautiful. And incredibly, time still managed to soldier on.

The weather now feels wintry as it should. That means that I finally get to shoot some wintry scenes, as the photo, um, illustrates.


As I was walking over the Harvard Bridge, I looked down at the frozen Charles River, replendent in its frozen glory. Close to the banks of the river, there were large stones either lying on top of the ice or just about poking through it. Someone had obviously thrown these stones in an attempt to break through the ice. Relatively harmless, really, and we've all done it to either test the ice's thickness or just to satisfy the need to break through ice while safely on shore. As I get toward the middle of the bridge, the stones were replaced by garbage; garbage that hadn't broken through the ice but will eventually make its way to the bottom of the river with the first good thaw. There was a pylon, couch pillows, bottles, cans, and other assorted junk. It caused me to ask two questions:

1. If that's on top of the river, what must be at the bottom?

2. How soon before these people's karma comes back around and bites them on the tuckus? No matter what the answer, it will never be swift enough.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Something for Everyone

Spied while walking around the city today:


There's a Hooters, so why not, really?